raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

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I pity them

(Source: samsangel, via kakoland)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I WAS JUST WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ON NETFLIX AND THEY WERE FIGHTING THAT @#!*% SEDUSA AND 

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THIS @#!*% STRAIGHT UP TOOK OUT HER SILICONE CHICKEN CUTLETS AND THREW THEM AT BLOSSUM LIKE THEY WERE SOME CHINESE THROWING DAGGERS OK IF THIS AINT THE RAWEST @#!*% THAT U EVER DID SEE IN A CARTOON THEN FRANKLY I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT IS

(via pizza)

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via wrestlingcrocs)

jerkidiot:

there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” 

(via wrestlingcrocs)

(Source: lasagnababy, via pizza)

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via pizza)

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?
do you?

Everything is available in my country. 


sorry you were saying

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

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Everything is available in my country. 

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sorry you were saying

(Source: peetaymellark, via pizza)

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

(Source: wolf-teeth, via pizza)

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

(Source: sheepfilms, via pizza)

deanparkedthetardisin221b:

the-sherlocked-avatar:

11 your 9 is showing

i want someone to say this to me on my death bed

(Source: drwhodaily, via littlemissravenclaw)

batmanandstiles:

gaypadfoot:

list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after

  • remus
  • cedric
  • hagrid
  • remus
  • fred
  • moody
  • neville
  • ted tonks
  • r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
  • dobby
  • the giant squid
  • dean?? seamus?? roN??

list of dead people harry named his second kid after

  • the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
  • the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)

(via littlemissravenclaw)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via pizza)

豆しば 3/20: Peanut

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