intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via refreshes)

cuntrived:

Tish is like, “girl please.”

(Source: disneystheweekenders, via jess-cats)

rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

(Source: taggedbooty, via jess-cats)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek
Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390) Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200) Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50) Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090) Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek

Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390)
Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200)
Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50)
Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090)
Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

(via jess-cats)

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

(via jess-cats)

sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

(via jess-cats)

coraregina:

Cats, what the fuck.

(Source: ourloveissemperfii, via jess-cats)

(Source: hellascience, via jess-cats)

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Source: niadil, via jess-cats)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(Source: spoopyslytheringsnake, via sniffing)

(Source: emugh, via sniffing)

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

(Source: memewhore, via intensional)

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

(Source: muse-quotes, via allteensrelate)